I got quite into pimping old furniture last year, after a fashion. I used chalk paint and simple wax polish in layers to create an aged effect. And then stencilled on instructions. Having spent a load of time making them, I then decided they weren’t quite right for the chalet in France. My friend Nat has given “drink” a home. I’ve re-used “sit” as a garden chair, but “put” is looking for a home if anyone’s interested. I’ve aged it a bit more since this pic, and it’s looking nice and worn now… Email me for deets.